Curtis Badman

First Name:
Curtis
Last Name:
Badman
Nickname:
CurtBadman
Team:
City Church Goats
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Curt the mediocre soccer player? I thought not. It’s not a story the other players would tell you. It’s a soccer legend. Curt was a wing mid at the Goats, so mediocre and so daft he could use his ability to influence the ball to create no scoring opportunities… He had such little knowledge of the game that he could even keep the ones he cared about from scoring. This sub-average way of playing is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so mediocre… the only thing he was afraid of was missing out on maccas after soccer, which eventually, of course, he will.. Fortunately, he taught no one what he knew, then he let in a goal in the grand final. Ironic. He could save others from scoring, but not the other team.
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